Given the name of Edible by his coke-whore mother, Edible was placed in a foster home when his mother was killed by her pimp. He was 5. Edible's new parents weren't terribly better than his biological mom, just richer. Ed was miserable with his work-aholic adoptive father always chastising him and his new mother allways chatting with freinds, annoying him to no end. From them, he grew a dark sense of humor. He had no friends growing up, save for his hobo friend Dan, who bought him booze. He saw a flyer to learn fighting techniques at a local gym one day, and he decided to learn to fight. He took classes in Tae-Qwan-Do (though he has yet to learn how to spell it), kick-boxing, Tae-Chi and wrestling. When his foster parents died, he took his inheritance and joined the farm league of the PWA (now the LPW). Edible is usually laid back, if a bit weird, though can turn on his aggresion at the drop of a hat. He usually gets warmed up and intense before the fight, and then meditates afterwards.
Edible started his career with Schizophrenia as a singles wrestler. After awhile, he formed a short-lived tag-team with Mass Chaos known as "The Abandoned". After Mass Chaos left for Pyromania, Edible helped form the new stable known as "The Misfits" with Headbanger and Trey Spruance. Edible has made it a personal goal to win the United States Title, to bring back the "Real American Dream" of someone going from nothing to prominence.
In wrestling
Finishing moves
Dreamcutter' (Fireman's Carry into a cutter)
Top Rope Burning Hammer
Triple Play (Snake Eyes to Alabama Slam to Legdrop)
Toxic Drop (Powerbomb to facebuster, Edible's original finisher)
Favourite moves
Scissors Kick
DDT
Edible-Mandible (Brock lock)
Standing Spinebuster
Dragon Suplex
Powerslam
Martial arts kicks
Cereal Crunch (Tornado top-rope clothesline that crunches his opponent's neck on his knee)
Cleveland, Ohio