Bryan Risk burst forth from the great god Zeus’s forehead already a full-grown and utterly attractive young man. During his first years on earth, he walked as a disciple of Jesus and still holds being left out of the Last Supper against him. Later he instigated the Crusades by being telling the King of England that the Muslims thought he was a wanker. Later he set fire to the White House during the War of 1812, and accidentally drove the Titanic into an ice burg while trying to get an ice cube for his drink. Sometime in there he was taught how to wrestle pretty damned well too.
And if you believed that Santa Claus is at the door he wants to kick you in the testicles, you’ll know what I want you to know about me when I want you to.
In wrestling
Primary Finisher
Risky Business (Bryan lifts the opponent up for a stalling suplex near the ropes. He drops their feet onto the top rope and slingshots them back to vertical above him. As they are coming over his head he falls backwards and plants their head into the mat)
Toronto, Ontario