Roseanne

Roseanne is an American Valet to e-wrestler Pope Fred. They uses jokes, pranks and public embarrassment to get ahead. Currently, she is signed to Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) and valets for Pope Fredon the Insanity brand.

Backstory
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Roseanne is a fag-hag version of Sunny, but prefers the terms "Pixie Dust" or "Fruit Fly" as she believes it is a more accurate depiction of her standing with her friend Pope Fred.Roseanne often wears beautifully ornate Japanese kimonos and words "Ms. Fruit Fly 2006" There are rumors that Roseanne is his natural sister (or brother), but few have been able to confirm her origins.Roseanne is from Falls Church, Va.

Roseanne's career is an exact mirror of that of her client and best friendPope Fred.

The First Coming of the Pope
Pope Fred signed with Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) in 2007. Despite the Pope's religious and sexual identity, he quickly rose to become a fan favorite in the LPW. Roseanne has been his valet since day one. In their first PPV appearance they successfully defeated Jeff Watson and his Wife at Annihilation.

The Pope Returns for Zest
In March of 2008, Pope Fred returned to the site of Insanity. It was unclear where he had been but an explaination soon followed. After six months of selling out his Broadway Show "Diving: The Musical". Pope Fred and Roseanne returned to their role as the Will and Grace of the LPW. They are on the hunt for Pope Fred's love Zest, because who wants to shower in the morning with out feeling Zestfully clean?

In wrestling

 * Finishing moves
 * Virginian Leap (Flying Elbow from the top rope)
 * Favorite moves
 * European Upper-Cut
 * Schoolboy Roll-up
 * Lesbian Body Slam


 * Client
 * Pope Fred


 * Nickname
 * TheVirgin Virginian


 * Theme music
 * "Take Your Mama" by Scissor Sisters
 * "You Don't Know Me " by Ben Folds

Championships and Accomplishments
Lords of Pain Wrestling
 * Host of PINK PLAID PANTS