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The Vertigo Rumble was a promo written by Tromboner Man in September 2006 for the Vertigo Royal Rumble, where the winner would earn a spot on one of his brand's elimination tag teams at Altered Reality III. Later, the stipulation was changed in which the top finalist from each brand would earn the spot. Tromboner Man would place second, losing out to Eddie Hooper.

''Scene opens to a number of PWA Superstars from both shows sitting around a table. Hostyle, Dalby Sound, SFS, Paper Bag Man and Eddie Hooper are sitting and laughing, while Tromboner Man is doing immitations.''

Tromboner Man: I've never satisfied a woman. I've never Satisfied a woman. I've never satisfied a woman, OHH IM AFRAID OF THE PUSSY MONSTER!

The table errupts into fits of laughter.

 Sound : That has got to be the best WLK immitation I've ever seen.

Tromboner Man: Even better that Jim Carrey's when he lept off a tall building only to fall to his demise?

 Sound : Yes TBM, even better than that!

Shuffling of cards can be heard, as Eddie Hooper begins to deal out two cards to everyone at the table.

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2010

 * March/April - Tromboner Man promo (Vertigo Rumble)
 * Febuary - Once Upon a Time...