Cpt. Crooked

Cpt. Crooked is an American professional wrestler, who is currently signed to Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) performing on its Insanity brand.

Biography
He's just here because his boat sank, and he needed a toilet. So he stopped by a LPW show in desperate need of a toilet... After taking a mighty Duece the LPW signed him to be awesome for them, or is there more to this story? Poop.

In wrestling

 * Finishing moves
 * The Crooked Face (Face first powerslam)
 * Shit Sandwich (Poop in the mouth)


 * Theme music
 * ''"Sin with a Grin" By Shinedown

Championships and accomplishments

 * Lords of Pain Wrestling
 * None