Kaptain "Kafu" Krossbones

Kaptain "Kafu" Krossbones is an Australian professional e-wrestler that was granted a dark match for Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW). He is scheduled to debut at Altered Reality V.

Early life
Kaptain Krossbones Kafu: the most dreaded pirate of the 17th centuary carribbean. One day, while out stealing, looting, pillaging, plundering, and basic pirating 101, Kaptain Krossbones Kafu and his fearsome but simple minded and, well lets face it stupid, crew discovered an island that they had never seen before and set out to explore it. Kaptain Krossbones Kafu got seperated from the rest of his crew through an unfortunate series of events (kicked him off the boat and took off in a mutiny, the only time those idiots ever did anything right) leaving Krossbones to die. Krossbones headed off through the island hoping to find some source of food, or possibly even a colony where he could steal a boat, rangle up a crew and kill those bastards. Eventually he discovered a cave and as it got dark he headed into the cave for shelter. As he enetered the cave, he pulled out his sword and swallowed his courage: this is the moment where men proved themselves adventuring into the unknown. With a deep breath he took a step.... only to end up in the outskirts of Los Angeles in 2010, where he was almost immediately found by a prominent local wrestling manager, James Edwards and now here they are, ready to compete in LPW. Krossbones has no idea of what's going on, how he ended up moving some 400 years into the future or how he is going to get home, but he loves to fight and he loves gold and so he will fight and try to win gold until he finds a way back home

Career
Kaptain "Kafu" Krossbones was given a match teaming with Steve Storme against Jeff Watson and Cripsy at Altered Reality V, and early indication is LPW officials will sign him pending a physical.

In wrestling

 * Finishing moves
 * Walk the Plank (The Rubix Cube)
 * Jolly Roger (Spin kick to the head of a rising/sitting opponent / running kick to a downed opponent)
 * Brutal Seas (Multiple elbows to the back of the head of the downed opponent)
 * Favorite moves
 * Punches
 * Headbutt
 * Kicks, particularly to the stomach of a downed or rising opponent
 * Suplex
 * DDT
 * Low blows
 * Eye rakes and gouges,
 * Biting
 * Reverse DDT
 * Top-rope DDT
 * German suplex
 * Nicknames
 * KKK
 * Krossbones
 * Theme Music
 * "The Quest" by Alestorm