Ozzy Crerar

Ozzy Crerar is an American professional wrestler, who is currently signed to Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) performing on its Insanity brand.

Biography
Born in Blissfield, Crerar coasted through life from meaningless job to meaningless job until mid-2007 when he struck it rich by developing an iPhone app that plays random internet memes at random times during the day. 3 million dollars and counting later, Crerar was more or less a made man for life. So he did what any one of us would do: spent most of his entire fortune on wrestling training. With two and a half years of training under his belt and a year and a half on the local circuit, he finally earned his big chance in LPW.

In wrestling

 * Finishing moves
 * OH SHIT! (Canadian Backbreaker Submission)
 * I Crush-a You Face (Implant Buster)
 * The Colbert Bump (Crerar puts his arm around his opponent and points to him, grinning like Stephen Colbert with his Black Friend Alan, before sweeping the leg. More of a trademark spot than a set-up for anything)
 * Favorite moves
 * Multiple punch variations
 * German Suplex
 * Belly to Belly Suplex
 * Vertical Suplex
 * Fisherman Suplex
 * Samoan Drop
 * Dominator
 * Lariat
 * Snapmare
 * Armbar
 * Figure-Four Leglock


 * Theme music
 * "Cracked Actor" by David Bowie

Championships and accomplishments

 * Lords of Pain Wrestling
 * None