Kaptain Krossbones

Kaptain "Krossbones" Kafu (formerly known as Kafu) is an Australian e-wrestler who competed for Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) on its Insanity brand.

Kafu
Kafudamaha always wanted to be a wrestler. So he trained forever, wanting to prove that he could fight, and that he was worth something. He trained on learning how to toss people around, and make them feel the pain. But then one day, he went crazy. And then everything changed. Gone was the super serious guy, the one who always wanted to be a wrestler. Now he was the sometimes serious, mostly not complete and utter fool, who made jokes about anything. He joined the church of the flying spaghetti monster, cause he really likes pirates. He figured that since he believed that religion was just a contest to work out who had the best imaginary friend, he'd choose a religion based on that. Now he can no longer remember why he wants to be a professional wrestler. He also owns Special K industries, although nobody is sure what exactly it is that they are trying to achieve. They were originally not affiliated with the cereal, although the board of directors voted to buy out the cereal. He know plans to release a Pastafarian breakfast cereal. They also make sarcasm detectors. He is completly and utterly random, serious one minute, joking around the next, but as he says:

"I'm just being Kafudamaha".

Kaptain Krossbones Kafu
Kaptain Krossbones Kafu: the most dreaded pirate of the 17th centuary carribbean. One day, while out stealing, looting, pillaging, plundering, and basic pirating 101, Kaptain Krossbones Kafu and his fearsome but simple minded and, well lets face it stupid, crew discovered an island that they had never seen before and set out to explore it. Kaptain Krossbones Kafu got seperated from the rest of his crew through an unfortunate series of events (kicked him off the boat and took off in a mutiny, the only time those idiots ever did anything right) leaving Krossbones to die. Krossbones headed off through the island hoping to find some source of food, or possibly even a colony where he could steal a boat, rangle up a crew and kill those bastards. Eventually he discovered a cave and as it got dark he headed into the cave for shelter. As he enetered the cave, he pulled out his sword and swallowed his courage: this is the moment where men proved themselves adventuring into the unknown. With a deep breath he took a step.... only to end up in the outskirts of Los Angeles in 2010, where he was almost immediately found by a prominent local wrestling manager, James Edwards and now here they are, ready to compete in LPW. Krossbones has no idea of what's going on, how he ended up moving some 400 years into the future or how he is going to get home, but he loves to fight and he loves gold and so he will fight and try to win gold until he finds a way back home

Kafu

 * Finishing moves
 * The TGK Special (F-5)
 * The TGK Awesome Sauce (Throws opponent into the air, catching them with a Samoan drop)
 * The Kafudamaha (Throws opponent into the air, catching them with a Muscle Buster)
 * General moveset
 * Powerbomb
 * Suplex
 * Superplex
 * Double Axe Handle
 * Sitdown Powerbomb
 * Piledriver
 * DDT
 * Reverse DDT
 * Sleeper Hold
 * Punches
 * Double Powerbomb
 * Powerbomb Pin
 * German Suplex
 * Belly-to-Belly Suplex
 * Flapjack
 * Chop Block
 * Low Blow


 * Nicknames
 * The Great Kafudamaha
 * Kafu
 * TGK


 * Theme Music
 * "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce

Kaptain Krossbones Kafu

 * Finishing moves
 * Walk the Plank (The Rubix Cube)
 * Jolly Roger (Spin kick to the head of a rising/sitting opponent / running kick to a downed opponent)
 * General moveset
 * Punches
 * Headbut
 * kicks (particularly to the stomach of a downed or rising opponent)
 * Suplex
 * DDT
 * Eye rakes
 * Low blows
 * Eye gouges
 * Biting
 * Reverse DDT
 * Top-rope DDT
 * German suplex


 * Nicknames
 * Krossbones
 * KKK


 * Theme Music
 * "The Quest" by Alestorm

Championships and accomplishments

 * Lords of Pain Wrestling
 * Million Dollar Tournament winner

Match history

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