Kaptain Krossbones

Kafu is an Australian e-wrestler who competes for Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) on its Insanity brand.

Biography
Kafudamaha always wanted to be a wrestler. So he trained forever, wanting to prove that he could fight, and that he was worth something. He trained on learning how to toss people around, and make them feel the pain. But then one day, he went crazy. And then everything changed. Gone was the super serious guy, the one who always wanted to be a wrestler. Now he was the sometimes serious, mostly not complete and utter fool, who made jokes about anything. He joined the church of the flying spaghetti monster, cause he really likes pirates. He figured that since he believed that religion was just a contest to work out who had the best imaginary friend, he'd choose a religion based on that. Now he can no longer remember why he wants to be a professional wrestler. He also owns Special K industries, although nobody is sure what exactly it is that they are trying to achieve. They were originally not affiliated with the cereal, although the board of directors voted to buy out the cereal. He know plans to release a Pastafarian breakfast cereal. They also make sarcasm detectors. He is completly and utterly random, serious one minute, joking around the next, but as he says:

"I'm just being Kafudamaha".

In wrestling

 * Finishing moves
 * The TGK Special (F-5)
 * The TGK Awesome Sauce (Throws opponent into the air, catching them with a Samoan drop)
 * The Kafudamaha (Throws opponent into the air, catching them with a Muscle Buster)
 * General moveset
 * Powerbomb
 * Suplex
 * Superplex
 * Double Axe Handle
 * Sitdown Powerbomb
 * Piledriver
 * DDT
 * Reverse DDT
 * Sleeper Hold
 * Punches
 * Double Powerbomb
 * Powerbomb Pin
 * German Suplex
 * Belly-to-Belly Suplex
 * Flapjack
 * Chop Block
 * Low Blow


 * Nicknames
 * The Great Kafudamaha
 * Kafu
 * TGK


 * Theme Music
 * "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce

Championships and accomplishments

 * Lords of Pain Wrestling
 * Million Dollar Tournament winner

Match history

 * &dagger;Promo score is a rating which ranges from 0.0 to 5.0, the latter being the highest. Promos are judged to determine the better promo between e-wrestling competitors.